{"id":2129,"date":"2026-01-26T08:11:13","date_gmt":"2026-01-26T08:11:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/newshot.amazingstory.blog\/?p=2129"},"modified":"2026-01-26T08:11:15","modified_gmt":"2026-01-26T08:11:15","slug":"two-southern-belles-were-chatting-on-the-porch-of-a-grand-white-pillared-mansion","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/newshot.amazingstory.blog\/index.php\/2026\/01\/26\/two-southern-belles-were-chatting-on-the-porch-of-a-grand-white-pillared-mansion\/","title":{"rendered":"Two Southern Belles were chatting on the porch of a grand white-pillared mansion"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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\u201cMy husband built me this beautiful mansion when my first child was born,\u201d the first woman added with pride.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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The second said, \u201cWell, isn\u2019t that nice?\u201d with a smile.<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n

\u201cHe bought me that fine Cadillac out front when my second child was born,\u201d the first one went on.
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The first smiled and remarked, \u201cAnd he gave me this dazzling diamond bracelet when my third child was born.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cWell, isn\u2019t that nice?\u201d the second lady said sweetly, as she often does.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cWhat did your husband give you when you had your first child?\u201d inquired the first woman, curious now.<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n

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The second said, \u201cHe sent me to charm school,\u201d with a cunning smile.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cCharm school? For what, child\u2014for land sakes?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cSo instead of saying \u2018Who gives a crap,\u2019 I learned to say \u2018Well, isn\u2019t that nice?\u2019\u201d added the second woman, leaning closer.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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\u201cOh, my poor son!\u201d The mother sighed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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\u201cOh, how lucky she is! She wed an angel. She doesn\u2019t do anything around the house, he insists. He gives her breakfast in bed every morning. She is free to rest all day and sleep for as long as she desires.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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An elderly, blind cowboy accidentally enters an all-girl biker bar one evening. He locates a bar stool and places an order for coffee.<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n

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    He sits there for a while before shouting, \u201cHey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?\u201d to the waitress.
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    \u201cBefore you tell that joke, cowboy, I think it\u2019s only fair, given that you\u2019re blind, there are five things that you should know,\u201d the woman next to him says in a deep voice.<\/p>\n\n\n\n